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Sussex and the City – Why the Country is So So Sexy

Ever wondered why so many people dream of leaving the city and seeking a quiet more contemplative life in the country? Is it simply because the country is exactly that, and those city folk who dream of forever departing the realm of the monotonous trodding of leather clad shoes over grey footpaths at seven thirty am seek nature and peace? Or perhaps there is more intrigue, perhaps the country can be just as sexy as the city can be. Perhaps even more so. Follow along for some sly snapshots of sexy Sussex, all anonymous of course.

Word on the Sussex streets has it that sexy courier Sussex has been delivering all his packages on time. And stopping for a wee chat whilst those forms get signed. We hear he’s partial to the odd cup of tea too.

The ‘cake lady’ has committed a crime against waistlines with her new Italian Meringue icing. We’ve been told that she lovingly lashes it upon her carrot cake. Go on, have a slice, it’s sinful.

The Huntmaster has a new jacket and a new dog. An anonymous source tells us that his former head dog has been spending some extra and extra special, kennel time with a young and amoroussuitor. Scandalous.

I could keep going on, just as country life does, quietly and contemplatively and of course, with just the right amount of scandal, mystery, intrigue, and Italian Meringue.